Girl with the parking lot eyes

loki-is-my-god-now:

thebookworm:

evilsupplyco:

Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.

This is surprisingly motivating.

Thanks evilsupplyco!

silverrumrunner:

onlinewifey:

A coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care

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nayyirahwaheed:

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nayyirahwaheed:

from nejma by nayyirah waheed. ON SALE NOW .99 ON KINDLE/ KINDLE APP FOR SMART/ APPLE MOBILE DEVICES.

available now at:

createspace {worldwide international shipping}

amazon.com

amazon.com.uk

etsy {personalized copies}

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

badassbitchfromhades:

freckledtrekkie:

doctorsherlocklokison:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh

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Well now we do

fatmanatee:

uncle ye

fatmanatee:

uncle ye

tennants-hair:

tennants-hair:

how come john lennon was shot by a fan and robin thicke still lives

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yes hello police i would like to report SHOTS FIRED

theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

ethiopienne:

on today’s episode of me having feelings, a series of tweets about “anti-rape nail polish.”

ethiopienne:

on today’s episode of me having feelings, a series of tweets about “anti-rape nail polish.”